
TRACK 2 • 4:04
If Trouble was a Woman
© 2025 MIKE "BEAR IN THE CHAIR" BERICHON
Maybe it's me — That’s why I don’t hear this as a sad song. I hear it as a wise song—a song about a man who can laugh at himself because he’s lived long enough to know better.
VERSE 1—KNOCKING AT THE DOOR
If trouble was a woman, she’d be knocking on my front door.
If trouble was a woman, she’d be kicking down my front door.
Got trouble in my life, don’t wanna see her no more.
VERSE 2—PUSHING HER WAY IN
If trouble was a woman, she’d push till I let her in.
If trouble was a woman, she’d push and I’d let her in.
Can’t keep this trouble away, she’s wearing my spirit thin.
VERSE 3—REFLECTING
Right now I feel like runnin’, ’cause I can’t figure out what’s wrong.
Right now I feel like runnin’, ’cause I just don’t know what’s wrong.
Believe I’ll have a whiskey drink and listen to an old Blues song.
VERSE 4—HOPING
Trouble, trouble won’t last always.
Trouble, trouble, trouble has seen its final days.
Good things come… if I can wait,
And I’m hoping for some better days.
VERSE 5—THE FIGHT BACK
Peace of mind, please come back to me.
Peace of mind, please come back to me.
Witchy woman’s full of trouble, I need her to set me free.
VERSE 6—THE SURRENDER
If trouble was a woman, she’d be sleeping in my bed.
If trouble was a woman, she’d be living in my head.
Can’t shake this trouble—follows everywhere I tread.
OUTRO
Trouble… trouble,
Trouble’s all in my head.
(Repeat)
